Check out the Weekly Beer Tank Q&A's for questions and answers that will blow your mind from no other than LT. Guzzle and Beer Answer Man (aka B.A.M)!

Monday Beer Tank Question Q. Does God have long hair? - Vicki E.
	B.A.M.: Yes. Long, parted down the middle and feathered.
	Lt. Guzzle: He's kinda sensitive about his hair. Most of it fell out during the Mesozoic Era, fell to Earth, and eventually turned into oil. Every time you fill your gas-tank, God curses you.

Tuesday Beer Tank Question Q. How do you feel about blind dates? - James P.
	B.A.M.: It’s a throw of the dice. I’ve been set up with lady “waterdogs” as well as a girl that weighed 300 lbs and loved cats. I’m not the dude to ask.
	Lt. Guzzle: I love them, but the wife, she has a real problem with my hanging around the state school, waiting for those sexy babes in the dark glasses, carrying those long white sticks with the perky red tips. Tap, tap, tap, right into my heart, you saucy minxes. Excuse me for a minute...

Wednesday Beer Tank Question Q. On your banner it describes your IQ’s as being Gray Area. How would you describe Gray Area ? - Sylvia P.
	B.A.M.: Well...I was tested as a young child and as explained to my dad and then to me….. I tested somewhere between a houseplant and a small dog.
	Lt. Guzzle: Ok, take a bottle of Michelob Dark and a bottle of Killian's Red. Pour them into a 2000 ml Erlenmeyer flask and clamp it under a calibrated burette filled with a common reagent, say, Taco Bell "Fire" sauce. Set a Bunsen burner under the flask and introduce the reagent until the mixture turns clear. Immediately transfer the contents into a volumetric flask (be careful, this shit is highly explosive), plug it with a non-reactive stopper, and heat it until small crystals form in the neck of the flask. Grab the flask with a thick, heat-resistant glove, pull the stopper, and chug this mother Atomic Beer Bong. When you wake from the coma, everything you see will be a vivid gray color. Welcome to my world.